STONED SUSHI CREW
AYCE Intelligence
Location off — tap to enable proximity mode
SSC formula mixer35 / 35 / 30
💸 Value (ROI)35
⭐ Quality35
✨ Vibe30
Weights auto-normalize · drive-time discount always applies · hunger dial lives on each restaurant page
Ranked by SSC Composite — mix the formula above however the crew votes. Drive-time discount always applies — live from your GPS once location is on.
Vibes & Reviews
Raw stars lie. This is the adjusted picture.
Quality vs. Price — the value frontier
Above frontier (steal)
On trend
Below (paying for hype)
Dashed line = least-squares fit of Bayesian rating on dinner price. Vertical distance from the line = value residual: how much quality you get vs. what that price predicts.
Bayesian rating vs. raw stars
Gold = raw Google stars. Coral = shrunk toward the field mean weighted by review count. Big gaps mean the sample is too small to trust the hype.
Vibe index (review-text sentiment)
Hand-scored from review language: freshness mentions, service energy, ambiance, red-flag frequency (hidden fees, waits, "squishy" incidents).
Hunger calibration
Recompute everything below36 pc
ROI curve — profit vs. pieces eaten
🧪 Exploit Lab — three ways to eat this AYCE
À la carte arbitrage — their menu vs the field
Review pulls
Head-to-head · vs nearby (≤6 mi) & field average
Percentile position (z-scores vs field)
Intel from the reviews
📍 Live session — table-side mode
Session
Crew dining
4
📡 Live ROI telemetry
BREAK-EVEN PROGRESS
Quick add — tap what just hit the table
Order log
Order strategy
Hours
Sushi Trivia
0
SCORE